Hello there, Pals! It’s me again. It’s a nice spring morning here, the air is fresh and fragrant. Such a shame that it’ll turn into hot, humid and smelly in about two months. We should all be outside enjoying it but instead, here I am typing like that gif cat.

I started doing Kickstart because I haven’t done it before but it’s not for me… the routines are too short and not really challenging. I don’t mean to criticise it and of course, difficulty level is subjective but right now, I don’t feel like getting up at the crack of dawn to do a 30-minute, 3-flame bodyweight routine. My fitness level might change, (my body keeps working against myself) so I need to lift heavy for as long as I can.

Moving on to our fact-finder fragment. Have you ever wondered which animal is slower, a tortoise or a sloth? You probably haven’t because you have better things to do, so I’ll tell you. It’s the sloth that’s usually more slothful. Strangely, a sloth is a lot faster in the water than it is on land or in a tree. So if a tortoise and a sloth were to compete in a triathlon, it would be quite an exciting race. (although the cycling part would be challenging for both of them…)

Also, did you know it’s Canada Book Day, today?

All right, Pals, that’s it from me today, have an easy day and eat some strawberries. (random piece of advice)